Oscars Hot and Not

Being a musician, I appreciate fashion but am not always a good judge of it. That's why I love the Academy Awards. I get to have a completely irrelevant opinion on how people that are way to rich to deal with me, dress.

I'm going to keep it short. I have one winner, and one loser. They were determined by my greatest reactions to when I first saw them, both positively and negatively.

I will start with the loser. Like the winner, the first thought in my head when I saw her was "DAAAAMMN!!" Unfortunately for Sarah Jessica Parker, that's where the similarity ended. I think it was followed by me turning to my wife and saying, "what a train wreck. Is that Sarah Jessica Parker." It turned out that it was. I had so many questions for my wife but didn't ask them. Questions such as, "Would the designer of the dress have to lie and tell her she looks great when she really doesn't." Or more importantly "That's the girl from Sex and the City? Wow, I'm glad I didn't watch that show 'cause they lied." But enough about that.

Though the pictures might not do her justice, when I saw Demi Moore walk out to "Unchained Melody" and honour Patrick Swayze my heart stopped. I again blurted out "DAAAMMN!" but this time it was followed by "she looks so awesome." It was such a classy moment and her look suited it perfectly. That's why I decided she was my best dressed because she got the best reaction out of me.